We’ve all heard the reports of ISIS training camps in Mexico. As The Flying Camel has stated before, to rely on the claims of an “un-named” source (apparently a single individual) from an “undisclosed agency”, goes against the doctrine of any and all respectable intelligence agencies. Even the Islamic State took seven long months to finally include La Republica de Mexico on their “enemies” list!
The staff at The Flying Camel admit that it would be interesting to witness the carnage if Mexican cartels (Zetas, Sinaloa, El Golfo, La Familia etc) were to get their greasy hands on a bunch of Arab head-choppers!
ISIS ain’t nothing compared to Los Vatos Mexicanos!
According to a video released by the extremist group ISIS (also known as Daesh or ISIL), Mexico is among the 60 countries that are considered its enemies, and therefore could be targeted in new attacks.
Far from showing fear, Mexican social media users have flooded the Internet with sarcastic jokes and dark comedy about the apparent threat, mocking ISIS, its violent ways, and the supposed need to prepare for war with jihadists in Syria and Iraq. With references to Mexican pop culture icons and a lot of the usual local sassiness, Twitter was soon hosting trending hashtags like #ISISenMéxico (“ISIS in Mexico”) and #SiEnMéxicoHubieraTerroristas (“If there were terrorists in Mexico”).
#SiEnMéxicoHubieraTerroristas todos vestirían como un bello trompo de pastor. pic.twitter.com/XQf4xaXicl — Kid Calavera (@KidCalavera) November 26, 2015
If there were terrorists in Mexico, each of them would look like a gorgeous shepherd meat ball for tacos
#IsisEnMexico que fuerte..!! pic.twitter.com/vYkzc56mCx
— Jaime Sänchez Juarez (@Jaimesanchz) November 26, 2015
ISIS in Mexico, OMG!!
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